In anticipation of Santa’s arrival, Ariana and Jon wanted to share their first Christmas memory with all of you.
Merry Christmas
Jon & Ari
December 22, 1985 ~ Albuquerque, New Mexico
Show number one-hundred and eight was in the books, and it left more than an overnight bus ride of free time in the schedule. The bands decided to take advantage of the much-needed break to hit the nearby bar for a little unwinding. It wasn’t only good for the band but for the crew, too. They got not only extra time to tear down the equipment, but they also weren’t rushed or distracted by the usual backstage shenanigans.
Everything would be loaded before the drunken lot returned to board the convoy of buses headed to their next destination for a show on the twenty-seventh. If they left on time, they would roll into San Bernardino by sundown tomorrow. That gave them a full three days off, and for Ariana and Sal, it meant some time at home in Half Moon Bay. The flights were already booked for three glorious nights of Ari sleeping in her own bed instead of a rickety bunk on a smelly bus. Just the thought of fresh linens and the candied apple soap she loved so much had her moving faster.
The downside to being the only chick in the crew, she’d learned quickly that using anything but the generic hotel soap would elicit lots of unnecessary commentary from the peanut gallery. Not that it bothered her. She couldn’t give a rat’s ass what the other guys thought or said, but her father and Jonny were a whole different story.
Over the last year and a half that she’d been on the road with Bon Jovi, she and Jon had become inseparable and built quite the friendship. So good in fact, that this go-around he’d declared himself her protector of some sort. Everywhere that she went, he was close behind.
She didn’t mind. As the only girl on the tour, life on the road tended to get lonely at times. With no female companions, it was nice having someone to talk to other than her dad. What nineteen-year-old almost-woman wanted to hang out with her dad all the time?
So, nine out of ten times, Jon found an excuse to ride the crew bus instead of the band’s. They spent the long hours between one city and the next in her bunk with a six pack of beer and a handful of junk food from craft services, talking the miles away. For the most part, she just listened to him ramble and felt bad for him.
As the band’s exposure grew and they became more popular, Doc found more things for Jon to do. Being the front man, he was pulled every which way and by every Tom, Dick and Harry. She did not envy him. When he wasn’t on stage performing, he was doing interview after interview. Throw in the occasional photo shoot here and there, and the voice strengthening lessons he was taking for his ever-straining voice… It was a wonder he was even standing at this point.
And that was only the business aspect of his life.
His personal life was a different ballgame. When the band returned from Japan earlier this year, he and Dorothea had broken up. He hooked up with actress Diane Lane for a short time, and when that ended, his partying increased. Night after night, girl after girl, things got crazy.
Backstage life consisted of things she tried to put out of her mind. A revolving door of pussy; just take a number and wait your turn. When one band member was finished, the girls proceeded to the next.
At least they weren’t here tonight.
Rolling the last of her equipment down the darkened corridor of the Tingley Stadium, Ari pushed through the stage door into the parking lot.
“Typical,” she mumbled, lifting the closed storage hatch of the parked bus.
Normally she’d look forward to a night like this one, the last show heading into a few days off. The trouble was, the rest of the crew looked forward to it, too. They got lazy and did a half-assed job so they could go party with the band.
Cursing, she pushed and pulled, rearranging every case that was already loaded in order to make room for what she needed to put in there.
“Mmm… mmm… mmm…. Looking good, Crash.”
The raspy post-show voice made it easy to tell who was standing behind her. Jon. “Jerk.”
"Whatcha doin’ out here all by your lonesome? It isn’t safe. Someone could sneak up on you and do this.” He moved in behind her, pressing his lower body against her ass.
“Knock it off.” Bumping him off her, she stood and slammed the hatch down. “I’m working, and you’re drunk.”
“Not yet, but workin’ on it.” Taking a long slug from his bottle, he drained half before stopping. Swiping his thumb over the drops left on his lips, he extended the bottle to her. “Want some?”
“No, thanks. I don’t know where those lips have been tonight.”
“Not where I want ‘em to be.” Wagging his brow, he took two steps forward, backing her against the bus. When he tried to move in a little closer, she flattened her hands against his bare chest.
“Stop. You’re sweaty, and you smell.”
“Come shower with me and I’ll let you wash my-”
“Jon.”
Sal’s deep baritone voice startled Jon so badly that he nearly dropped his drink. “Yes, Sir?”
“Did you need something?”
“Umm… No Sir. I was just seeing if Ariana needed any help.”
“Is that so?”
“Knock it off, Sal,” Ariana huffed, stomping back inside and leaving the two men to rehash her father’s views.
She’d heard the warnings about the two of them getting close one too many times. “A little too close” he would tell her, to which she would answer the exact same way. There was nothing going on between her and Jonny.
Not that he didn’t try. He did, and often, but she had eyes. So, even if she did have feelings for him, there was no way she would act on them after seeing what went on with the groupies.
It was twenty-five minutes later when Jon found her sitting just where he knew she would be – cross-legged on the floor with her back against one of the speakers. With a bottle of Bud nestled between her legs, she was blowing smoke rings in the air.
“Can I sit?”
“It’s a free country.”
She handed him the pack of Marlboro Lights and, as he sat down next to her, he tapped the box on the palm of his hand. Drawing one out with his lips, he reached for the red Bic lighter in front of her. It took two flicks before it ignited, and he puffed on the stick to light it.
“Sal went to round up the gang. We should be leaving soon.”
“Whoop-dee-fucking-doo.” Ariana twirled her index finger in the air.
“I didn’t mean to get you in trouble back there.”
“You didn’t. Did he read you the riot act, again?”
“Nah, not too bad.”
“Damn him.” She shot up, cigarette hanging between her lips, beer in one hand as the other flailed around like a possessed Italian as she paced. “I’m a grown woman. Why doesn’t he see that? In one breath he’s telling me I’m smarter than any man on the crew, and in the next, I’m not smart enough to make my own decisions.”
“He’s just watching out for his baby girl.”
“So, you’re on his side now.”
“I didn’t say that.”
“Arrggg. Men!”
For the second time tonight, she stalked away from him. This time, though, he followed and caught her just before she opened the door.
“Wait a second,” he requested, reaching out to touch her shoulder. When she turned and faced him, her green eyes were like daggers, but he didn’t shy away. He was nothing but calm when suggesting, “Listen, why don’t you ride on my bus tonight? Take a break away from Daddy.”
“I’m not riding on that venereal disease infested hotel on wheels.”
“I promise…” He crossed his heart with his crooked little pinky and held it out to her. “…even pinky swear, it’s clean. I’ll even tell the guys no girls.”
“Really? You’d do that for me?”
“Crash, there’s nuttin’ I wouldn’t do for you. But you have to promise me one thing.”
“What?”
“When we get to San Bernardino, we run away for a few days. No work, no Doc, no Daddy. Just you and me.”
“Have you been smokin’ tonight? I can’t do that.”
“Why not?”
“Because Sal got the plane tickets. He’d kil...”
“Kill you?” He cut her off. “You just said you’re a grown woman capable of making her own decisions. Prove it. Run away with me. No strings.”
Ariana thought about it for a few minutes. Seventy-two hours away from all of this, and no one telling her what to do sounded great. “How, pray tell, do we do this?”
“Leave that up to me. So, you game?”
When he smiled that smile – not the rock star one, but the one he reserved for his close friends and family – she had a hard time telling him no. She shook her head and sighed, hoping she was making the right choice.
“Sure. Why not?”
Jon motioned at her with his still-waiting pinky, and once their two fingers linked, he flashed her those baby blues. “It’s a date.”
As promised, the bus was groupie-free and quiet, except for the impromptu jam session that she woke to just before pulling into San Bernardino. She couldn’t believe she slept the whole way, though if you asked Jon, he would say she was always sleeping. That’s why he called her Crash, after all – because he believed she could sleep everywhere and anywhere.
She had decided to put off telling Sal she wouldn’t be going with him until after they arrived and got the crew and equipment settled. To say he wasn’t the least bit happy was an understatement, but she stood her ground, kissed him goodbye and climbed on the back of the Harley that was waiting for them.
She wasn’t sure how Jon pulled that one off, but she was glad that he did. There was nothing quite as freeing as driving down a darkened highway with the late December air blowing against your skin.
When she asked where they were headed, he wouldn’t tell her. He only gave her instructions to strap on and enjoy the ride.
Being a Californian, the ride along Interstate 10 from San Bernardino to Santa Monica was nothing to write home about. Most of it was inland, but once they hit the Pacific Coast Highway, that’s where the beauty was.
Even as a kid, she always loved the water. Working and being on the road all the time had made her forget just how much she still did. She soaked it all in until they reached the pier in Santa Monica, where they stopped for a moonlight stroll along the beach – which was another thing she loved about California.
Jon told her it reminded him of New Jersey boardwalks, and gave him a sense of being home. It was just another thing they had in common, and he promised to take her to his New Jersey one day. She didn’t hold much hope, but it was a nice thought on a night like this.
From there they stopped at an all-night diner for shakes and burgers before heading to their final destination – Malibu and a little shack on the beach.
“So, whaddya think?” He came up behind her as she stood on the deck looking out into the ocean.
“It’s perfect. How did you find it?”
“I called in a few favors. It’s ours as long as we want it.”
“Three days of nothing but sleep and the sound of the ocean. This is just what I needed. Thank you.” She turned and hugged him.
“You are not sleeping for three days. We have things to do.”
“Like what?”
“It’s Christmas. We need a tree and decorations. Oh, and food.”
“You’re crazy, do you know that?”
“Yup.”
“Well, right now all I want is a blanket and that lounge chair right there.”
Jon looked back over his shoulder at the two loungers with cushions that had seen better days. “You’re gonna sleep out here?”
“That’s right. You are more than welcome to join me.” Turning on the heel of her foot, Ariana disappeared into the house and returned with the bedspread and two pillows. “Well rock star? You gonna stand there all night or what?”
Jon didn’t need to be asked twice. Hopping on the chair she stood next to, he pulled one of the pillows from her, then patted the cushion for her to join him.
“Nice try.” She laughed, using her knee to push the other lounger closer to his.
“Aww, c’mon Crash. I promise I won’t bite.”
Throwing the spread in the air, she waited till it had fallen over the two chairs, and then fluffed her pillow to go across the top. Next, she kicked off the ever-present Chucks and pulled the tie from her hair. Shaking her chocolate ringlets free, she climbed under the covers and curled towards him, propping her elbow on the chair’s armrest.
“Thank you for this. I really needed it.”
“You’re welcome.” He leaned forward and kissed the tip of her nose. “Now say goodnight, Gracie.”
“Goodnight, Gracie.” She tugged the pillow under her head.
The sunrise was their alarm clock the next morning, and after a long walk along the beach, they headed out for the day’s adventure.
The first stop was food. A girl needed her grease if she wanted to keep up with the Energizer bunny, and the boy was obsessed with making sure they had a Christmas tree. She tried explaining to him they would be gone in a few days’ time, but he couldn’t be persuaded to care. It was Christmas and they needed a tree, he argued and left her no choice but to go along for the ride.
When they finally found one that they both could agree on, it took some convincing on his part to have them actually deliver it. When the lot attendant came over to offer his congratulations, she could only imagine what kind of story had been told.
“Where to now?” Jon asked helping her on to the bike.
“Nowhere until you tell me what you told him.” Ariana nodded to the still smiling man.
Grinning, Jon leaned close to her ear. “I told him I was going to propose to you, and that is why I desperately needed to have the tree delivered.”
“Jonny!”
“Don’t worry, I don’t think he recognized me.” Jon swung his leg over the seat of the bike, kick starting it in the process. Looking back at her with a smirk, he invited, “Your chariot awaits.”
“Just drive.” She playfully slapped at his frosted locks.
When they arrived home later that evening, the tree was waiting at the door along with a bottle of champagne and a little note. It wished them a world of happiness in their new life together. Ariana couldn’t believe this craziness.
She also couldn’t believe that, in all their running around, they forgot to buy decorations. So, she dug around the borrowed house for things they could use while Jon tried setting the tree in the stand.
They met back at the bottle of champagne and, with the cork popped, sat cross-legged on the floor to make decorations out of the paper and cha-kies she scrounged up. The more they drank, the sillier they got. The whole thing was silly, anyway. Just the two of them with their makeshift version of a Charlie Brown tree singing Christmas songs.
He even somehow managed to steal a few kisses.
Every now and then she would go outside to look for something she could use to put on the tree. After one such trip, she knew it was time for bed. With music still playing, Jon was leaning back on his elbows, legs stretched out and crossed at the ankles. The Santa hat she had picked up at the tree store was sitting lopsided on his head.
“What are you doing?” She asked, tripping over the track of the sliding doors.
“Singing.”
“I can hear that. But those aren’t the words.”
“Sure, they are.” He hopped to his feet, whisking her in his arms and whirling them both around. When the song’s chorus hit, he whispered huskily in her ear.
“I saw Ari kissing Santa Claus last night
Underneath his beard so scrr-uufff-eeee
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Sal had only seen
Ari kissing Santa Claus last night”
Maybe it was the champagne. Or maybe she just didn’t care anymore. Whatever it was, it felt good to let him steal a few more.